New Baby Sayings about First


New Baby Sayings about First, Second, and Third Babies


Having a new baby changes everything. But the way you handle being a parent also changes with each new baby. Here are some new baby sayings about the ways having a second and third child is different from having your first.

These new baby sayings will make for funny conversation starters or baby card sayings the next time you’re celebrating the arrival of a new baby.

Preparing for Birth

FIRST BABY: She practices breathing religiously.

SECOND BABY: She doesn’t bother practicing because she remembers the last time, breathing didn’t do a thing.
THIRD BABY: She asks for an epidural in the 8th month.

Clothes of the Mom-to-Be

FIRST BABY: She begins wearing maternity clothes as soon as the OB/GYN confirms the pregnancy.
SECOND BABY: She wears her regular clothes for as long as possible.
THIRD BABY: Maternity clothes ARE her regular clothes.


FIRST BABY: At the first sign of distress – a whimper, a frown – the parents pick up the baby.
SECOND BABY: They pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake the firstborn.
THIRD BABY: They teach the 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

The Layette

FIRST BABY: The newborn’s clothes are carefully pre-washed with special delicate detergent, color-coordinated, and folded neatly in the baby’s little bureau.

SECOND BABY: She checks to make sure that the clothes are clean and discards only the ones with the darkest stains.

THIRD BABY: Boys can wear pink, can’t they?


FIRST BABY: The baby’s diapers are changed every hour, whether they need it or not.

SECOND BABY: The diaper is changed every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.

THIRD BABY: The parents try to time the changing of diapers before others start to complain about the smell or it starts sagging to the knees.


FIRST BABY: If the pacifier falls on the floor, they put it away until they can go home and wash and boil it.
SECOND BABY: When the pacifier falls on the floor, they squirt it off with some juice from the baby’s bottle.
THIRD BABY: A quick wipe off on the shirt and just pop it back in.

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